Tamzene tries very hard not to laugh. We were trying very hard not to notice that there was an extra 2 feet of robe radiating out from her feet. It's hard being a judge when you're 4 feet tall...
Trauma Queen - The blog of a bloke who grew up on a tiny rock in the middle of the sea.
He spent years looking after people's kids, setting off fireworks, researching prison sentences for High Court Judges and sticking plasters on people at public events.
At the end of it all, he decided the plasters were the best bet and chose to do it professionally.
He now trundles around Edinburgh, Scotland flashing blue lights and making "Mee-maw" noises while swearing at taxi drivers. He also, on occasion, practices a little emergency medicine, though most of the time he's a glorified taxi driver.
Still, he suits green.
He's 25, lives with FlatMateGiles
Disclaimer: All opinions are Kal's and Kal's alone and should not be taken to represent the opinions of any organisation. He disguises the identities of anyone discussed on this blog to such an extent that if you think you recognise someone, you're wrong.
Furthermore, linking here is absolutely welcomed, but everything on this site is mine and mine alone, all rights reserved, don't even *think* of lifting it. I will not be pleased.