Never store big bottle of beer in your freezer, kids. Stay in school.
posted by Kal at 11:58 AM
Monday, May 16, 2005
About Me
- Name: Kal
- Location: Edinburgh, Scotland, United Kingdom
Trauma Queen - The blog of a bloke who grew up on a tiny rock in the middle of the sea. He spent years looking after people's kids, setting off fireworks, researching prison sentences for High Court Judges and sticking plasters on people at public events. At the end of it all, he decided the plasters were the best bet and chose to do it professionally. He now trundles around Edinburgh, Scotland flashing blue lights and making "Mee-maw" noises while swearing at taxi drivers. He also, on occasion, practices a little emergency medicine, though most of the time he's a glorified taxi driver. Still, he suits green. He's 25, lives with FlatMateGiles Disclaimer: All opinions are Kal's and Kal's alone and should not be taken to represent the opinions of any organisation. He disguises the identities of anyone discussed on this blog to such an extent that if you think you recognise someone, you're wrong. Furthermore, linking here is absolutely welcomed, but everything on this site is mine and mine alone, all rights reserved, don't even *think* of lifting it. I will not be pleased.
Previous Posts
- Mog on having all her friends leap out shouting "S...
- Stab wounds tend to be inflicted deliberately and ...
- Embedded object or foreign body, in this case, a s...
- Abrasion, a removal of the epidermis, usually with...
- Puncture wound, such as from a needle, spike or to...
- Gunshot entry wound. Minimal tissue damage at thi...
- Gunshot exit wound, significantly larger than the ...
- Laceration, a ripping of the wound edges, such as ...
- The incision, a nice, clean edged cut, such as fro...
- Fran blows cigar smoke in the bunkers (this is not...
0 Comments:
Post a Comment
<< Home